The first Thanksgiving took place in 1738 in a town called çalenjetowina. There are a lot of old, young, middle, black, white,tan , american, native american, first nations, fat, skinny, fair and ugly people.
One day an ugly person threatend to kill turdkeys, a contestant in challenge to win. Howevers, teh turdkey named rejjy and some other objects when in a white version of blu planet and went to 2013 to ask a blonde for pizza and it worked.
One day rejjy met some teen humans.
boy 1: lets throw american cheese at him
reggy: ahh noo wtf fuuuuuuuuuuu [splash in river and turns to human]
reggy: Yayayayayayayaya im a boy [fire catches in water melting cheeese and skin making him cheeseman]
the chhese man dies but he says
, [cheese man chesssmen chesmen]
and that's how he got eliminted in challenge to win.